| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2683 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Join us and discover the best hair style for someone with autism – the “Pixelated Pompadour”! This stylish ‘do will have you turning heads in the virtual world and beyond. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride a llama into battle, duel with a diamond-encrusted sword, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hair-raising adventures in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 5708 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5053 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
On our server, you can create lasagna soup without anyone questioning your ingredient choices or budgeting skills. And forget about spending $150 on doggy daycare – our virtual pets are low maintenance and won’t guilt trip you for asking for a simple snack.
So why waste your time dealing with real-life family drama when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment? Come on over and leave the pet-sitting stress behind – because in our world, the only debt you owe is to your imagination!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7376 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Picture this: a 25-year-old woman, her 26-year-old brother, and 23-year-old sister raised by a single father. But wait, it gets crazier! The ex-best friend, Kylie, drops a bombshell – she’s pregnant with the father’s baby!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama unfold in Minecraft history. Will there be DNA tests? Will there be a showdown between the siblings and Kylie? The only way to find out is by joining our server now!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and jaw-dropping revelations!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1825 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4394 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle against giant mutant chickens, and even ride on flying pigs! Our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn, like secret underground lairs filled with treasure or a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
But that’s not all – we have a community of players who are as wacky as they come. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own band, you’ll never be bored with the antics of our players.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4961 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 336 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6044 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 191 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite armor. but watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb our selfies, he’s a real party pooper.
and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. we got players who can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and others who can shoot arrows with their eyes closed. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. cuz life’s too short to be a boring old Steve, amirite?
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1630 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
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