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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	708	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4240	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	168	Magic Items Found:	8308

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Survival by Know2Good

bullying, Community, Datapack, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefing, HACKING, Hiatus, Know2Good, Map, members, Memories, Minecraft, Mountains, Plugin, PvP, ReLaunch, rules, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Know2Good’s Server
Server Type	Mostly vanilla with plugin/datapack enhancements
Community	Chill, close-knit, and very helpful
Map Features	Large ring of mountains near spawn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting the Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, some of the rules include no bigotry, bullying, hacking, or griefing. PVP is allowed but stealing is not.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?

A: You must be at least 15 years old to join, as most members are adults.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server had a 2-year hiatus but has recently been relaunched.

Q: Can players become staff members on the server?

A: Yes, players can progress from being a helpful and active member to becoming a helper, moderator, or admin.

Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident aftermath, bicycle safety, bike accident, cautionary tale, dangerous situations, emergency room visit, injury, life-changing event, lucky to be alive, Medical Treatment, Near Death Experience, painful accident, physical therapy, Realm, recovery process, road accidents, road safety, scrotum injury, traumatic experience, truck accident, truck collision, Wheelers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!

– We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.

NeighborlyKnockers

apartment, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Grateful, Inappropriate Behavior, Kindness, neighbor, NeighborlyKnockers, overreacted, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Respect, social norms, unannounced visits, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

Adversity, bad breaks, BLOCK, Challenges, difficult situations, Difficulties, Hardship, INEQUALITY, injustice, Life, life challenges, life struggles, Lifes, misfortune, Obstacles, setbacks, smp, Struggle, tough luck, tough times, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, unfortunate circumstances

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	63	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PineappleCraftPizzaLand

controversial toppings, culinary choices, divisive foods, food debate, food discussions, food opinions, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple haters, pineapple lovers, PineappleCraftPizzaLand, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, savory and sweet, unconventional toppings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	818748
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Farms Harvested:	539
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6240
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	2126	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	763
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3879	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2384
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!