Blood Clotting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover

anti inflammatory, metastasis, prevents, COX-1 inhibitor, PALS

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that stops cancer cells from spreading? well, dis server got u covered! we got magical aspirin that stops cancer from spreading in ur body while u build epic castles and fight off creepers.

imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.

so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?

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Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

blood clotting, power, fasting effects, Gut, intermittent fasting benefits

come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

ZapTourniquet, electrical impulses, discovery, BLEEDING, human tests

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

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ErythritolClotCraft

health, findings, Blood sugar, health risks, sweetener

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

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XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Edition, xylitol, prothrombotic, blood circulation, clot prevention

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

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DegreeCraftAU

international students, language skills, language fluency, English Proficiency, language proficiency test

so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

Communication, relationships, social interactions, awkward situations, Boundaries

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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Gamercraft

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.

Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.

Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!

Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!

Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!

Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!

3.73.243.198:25807

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LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

Vanilla, Maps, player head, Minecraft, Inspect

Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Opening Date	2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific
Plugins	Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect
Server IP	147.135.105.201:25605

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message the owner to be invited and interviewed
Is the server strictly vanilla?	Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins
What time does the server open?	7:00 Pacific on Wednesday
Can I bring my friends to the server?	You can ask the owner for permission

Kamala’s Crafty Server

Kamala tagline, Everyone loves, Kamala supporter, super duper, Super duper fan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?

3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!

4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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