blood clotting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	587	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Star Shards Collected:	62
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	1718	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4749	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1753	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9283	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Potions Brewed:	128
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	93

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9408
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	898	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!