🔥blood clotting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7152	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Star Shards Collected:	116	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	3417	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2210
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Votes:	9461	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Star Shards Collected:	86
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousal, desire, enticing, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, lustful, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.