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  • Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover

    Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that stops cancer cells from spreading? well, dis server got u covered! we got magical aspirin that stops cancer from spreading in ur body while u build epic castles and fight off creepers.

    imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?

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  • Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer

    Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer
    come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?”

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  • ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

    ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
    so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

    imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

    we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

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  • ErythritolClotCraft

    ErythritolClotCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

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  • XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

    XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

    imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

    plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

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