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Blocky Veins Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

NightOwlCraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

SuperInconvenientPowers

Abilities, compromise, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, extraordinary abilities, FANTASY, hypothetical, INCONVENIENCE, inconvenience for power, sacrifice, Special abilities, special powers, strength, SuperInconvenientPowers, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Trade-offs., unique powers, Weakness, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6167	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

TrumpCraftHackerz

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Votes:	5074	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	191
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Cleanup, coastal communities, coastal damage, coastal Dunedin, coastal houses, community support, Curb, damaged property, Destruction, disaster relief, emergency response, Furniture, Helenes, Hurricane, Hurricane Helene, Minecraft, natural disaster, post-hurricane, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Recovery, recovery efforts, smp, storm surge

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

StreamerFailCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!