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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4111 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8943 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 5045 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).