| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7125 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3856 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1885 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2755 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4316 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1728 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6672 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9047 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7882 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8345 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6214 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
