We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.
Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!
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Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.
Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!
Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!
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These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!
I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!
We’ve got Marie from Dead or Alive, Helena, Eve from Stellar Blade, St. Louis from Azur Lane, and even 2B from Nier Automata! Who needs social justice when you can have a slim figure, blonde hair, and blue eyes to ogle at?
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Imagine a world where bridesmaids can have bright orange hair one day and long blonde curls the next. No need to worry about clashing with the bride’s color scheme, just throw on a wig or some temporary wash-out brown dye and you’re good to go!
Don’t be the boring bridezilla who stifles creativity, join our server and let your guests shine in all their colorful glory. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a rainbow of hair colors and styles at your special day? Join now and let the wedding madness begin!
Join our server for a chance to embark on epic adventures, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even win the heart of /a/s favorite blonde girl. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate blonde babe yourself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blonde madness begin!
Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣
the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
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88.99.22.188
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
| Website | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ |
| Discord | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!
But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!
So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!
Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?
So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!