Blonde MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Golden Sun Blue Eyes 1.20.4

EYES, racial stereotypes, racial identity, discrimination, Sun

Yo, bro, join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because only people with blue eyes are allowed, like, what even is that rule? But hey, if you’re white with golden skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, you’re in luck!

I’m, like, part Iberian, some Germanic, and even got some American Native DNA in me. And let me tell you, every time I see a white person, I’m just like, “Pfft, inferior much?” But hey, I used to think I was white because of some Europe association nonsense.

So, like, come join this server and let’s show those blue-eyed blondies who’s boss! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

societal norms, labeling, ethnicity, Identity, Appearance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you choose between being a Jew or a Blonde? Well, on this server, you can be both at the same time! Join now for the ultimate identity crisis experience!

Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.

Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!

Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!

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Magic Melodies 1.21.2

bombshell, Melodies, CONFIDENT, Beautiful, SOPHISTICATED

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a blonde bimbo bombshell of the gaming world. It’s so hot, it’ll make your computer catch on fire!

Join for the ultimate thrill of building and exploring in a world that’s as sexy as it is dangerous. Plus, the players on this server are like a bunch of wild party animals, always ready to have a good time and make you question your own existence.

And let’s not forget about the crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but in a totally legal and safe way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the ultimate mind-blowing experience!

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Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

Celebrity, beautiful women, Elegant, MODEL, femme

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

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Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

east asia, blue eyed, international community, regional differences, ethnicities

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

gender equality, leftist ideologies, White, societal hierarchy, BLONDE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

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Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

Blonde hair, Latina stereotypes, pharmaceuticals, minority health, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

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Blocky Blonde Brown Minecraft Server

dark blonde, hair color debate, hair color comparison, Long hair, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens as they soar through the sky, battling evil zombie villagers with diamond swords made of cheese, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into a pool of rainbow-colored lava (don’t worry, it’s not hot!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a crown made entirely of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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ParentalForce Minecraft Server

Server, Inceldom, Chad, upbringing, ParentalForce

Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

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WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

ethnic, victorious hero, Twins, damaging, Race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

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