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HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	9260

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ores Mined:	1544
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Potions Brewed:	186
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4372
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	1708
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	572	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	581433	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!