CraftyKhameneiJailTime

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	4416
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Votes:	3041
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8920
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Canopy: Where trees are tall and players are semi-normal. Join us for some leafy fun!

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Feedback, Friends, Fun, hats, hermitcraft, ideas, Join, Leafy, Players, Plugins, Reset, Semi Vanilla, seminormal, Spigot, stress, Survival, Tall, Trees, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	1915
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Atmosphere	Laid-back, low stress, fun environment for hanging out, joking around, and having fun playing Minecraft.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla, Dynamic Map, New Hats, Datapacks, Weekly Server Events, Community Builds
Join Us	Visit us on the server or in Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins are used?	The server is running Spigot and only has plugins that do not alter the vanilla feel.
Is there a border limit?	There is a soft border limit of 8K, beyond which content may be deleted.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games held weekly.
How can I join?	Visit the server at canopymc.net or join our Discord at https://canopymc.net/discord

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Crops Grown:	5161	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Iconic Duo Minecraft SMP

athletes, Duo, dynamic duos, iconic, iconic athletes, iconic sports duos, Legends, Minecraft, most iconic duo, smp, sports, sports duos, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports partnerships, sports teams, teamwork

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	5093

Forget about LeBron and AD, forget about Messi and Ronaldo. The most iconic duo in all of sports is definitely Steve and his trusty pig companion, Porkchop, on our Minecraft SMP! These two have conquered the Nether, defeated the Ender Dragon, and even built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. Join our server and you too can be part of the epic adventures of Steve and Porkchop. Just watch out for the creeper that’s always trying to photobomb their selfies!

BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	505906	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Animals Bred:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3523

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConnections SMP

building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, meaningful relationships, mutual growth, Partnership, Respect, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you build is a dirt hut and a sad excuse for a farm? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build epic friendships while also building epic structures!

Join us on our server where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and alliances are made over stacks of diamonds. Want to know the secret to building meaningful relationships? It’s simple – just team up with your fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon, and trust us, nothing brings people closer together than fighting a giant flying lizard!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build more than just pixelated houses, come join us and see what true friendship looks like in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery – who knows what kind of adventures you’ll find when you join us!

BlockyBedSkills

BlockyBedSkills, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, Connection, Empathy, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Open-mindedness, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret potion that makes your character a total stud in bed – no more awkward fumbling around in the dark! Join us and become a Minecraft Casanova in no time. Trust us, your pixelated partner will thank you later.

Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft

alcohol consumption, communication patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, drinking habits, Drunk, emotional health, health, love, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, partner influence, Perception, problematic behavior, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partner, study, substance abuse, Symptoms, young adults, Young men

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crops Grown:	6235	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

martincitopants is a talented content creator known for his humorous and highly engaging videos on social media platforms. With a background in comedy and video production, martincitopants has amassed a strong following by consistently delivering entertaining and relatable content to his audience. His unique style and charisma have set him apart in the digital space, making him a rising star in the world of online entertainment.

Which Minecraft servers are like MineLachs ?

administrators, building, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, Freebuild, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, OneBlock, Resources, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	258	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes including minigames, adventure maps, and custom games. With a huge player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to MineLachs .
Pixelmon: If you’re a fan of Pokemon, Pixelmon is the perfect server for you. This server combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved creatures of Pokemon, allowing players to catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokemon in a Minecraft world.
The Hive: The Hive offers a wide range of game modes including parkour, survival games, and more. With a focus on community and player interaction, The Hive provides a fun and engaging multiplayer experience similar to MineLachs .
Mineplex: Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes and active player base. From PvP battles to survival challenges, Mineplex offers a variety of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.
Lifeboat: Lifeboat is a server that focuses on survival gameplay, with challenges and adventures to test your skills. With regular updates and a strong community, Lifeboat offers a similar immersive experience to MineLachs for players looking for a new server to explore.

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XYZ SMP

Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Economy, exploits, Factions, Griefing, Lag, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

A fun, fully vanilla server to play on with no lag. Exploits are not allowed, and you cannot say slurs in chat. Griefing, trolling, and anything of the sort is allowed.

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