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Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	8047
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Murderous Minecraft Mayhem: Where watching videos is just part of the fun!

Catharsis, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Curiosity, dark content, desensitization, documentary, emotional release, Empathy, fascination, Fun, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, murder, murderous, part, Psychology, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, torture, Trauma, Videos, Watching

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4937
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

Adventures, Asshole, blocky, death, DELETE, Existence, Fallout canon, Game, German, howard, J-Baseder, J. Sawyer, long trail tags, Minecraft, Mispronounced, NCR, Nuke, passive aggressive, sawyer, Sawyers, Server, Shady Sands, spiteful, streaming, todd howard, tv show

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

attractiveness, beauty standards, control, discrimination, double standards, Gender Roles, HotBlock, incarceration, INEQUALITY, leadership, LOCKED, Masculinity, Men, pixels, power dynamics, prejudice, sexually attractive, sexually repulsive, Sexy, social justice, social norms, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Anime, beauty, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Exploration, hiroshima, Japan, Japanese cuisine, kyoto, Land, love, Manga, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Osaka, pixelated, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	318
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

Abuse, assault, banter, blocky, challenge, consent, crime, criminal behavior, Escape, fear, henya, Henyas, Justice, legal consequences, Misogyny, psychological impact, rape, Safety, sexual assault, societal attitudes, support for survivors, Trauma, victim blaming, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!