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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	744167
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8064	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ores Mined:	3304	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	3550	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	845
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!