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  • BlockyTVDrama: Love & Lava

    BlockyTVDrama: Love & Lava

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    The Great TV Raffle Conspiracy: Join Our Chaotic Realm!

    Welcome, brave soul! Dare you venture into a pixelated dimension where dreams shatter like glass under the weight of mud and familial obligations? Where a simple baby shower morphs into a labyrinthine maze of moral quandaries, treachery, and emotional tug-of-wars over 65 inches of screen?

    Introduction: The Illusion of Choice

    Behold! This is not merely a Minecraft server; it is a living tapestry woven from the chaotic threads of human experience—where laughter and sorrow dance hand-in-hand like two intoxicated endermen at dusk. Step forth into a world where your choices are as slippery as the mud that claimed many a vehicle in the cursed driveway of destiny. Are you ready to wrestle with the cosmos’ unrelenting chaos?

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Raffle System of FateParticipate in twisted raffles—a chance to win items, but beware! The tickets may become sentient…
    Puddles of IllusionStep into muddy realities where expectations get stuck—navigate the treacherous terrain with your allies or get left behind!
    Matching Outfits of DeceptionGain special abilities when donned in identical skins—unravel the mysteries of the heart!
    Emotional TerrainTraverse landscapes that reflect your decisions! Did you make a choice? The terrain shifts!
    Family Relations RPGEngage with NPCs based on tension-filled family dynamics—will they betray you for a piece of loot?

    Warnings and Conspiracies

    Tread lightly! Whispers abound that this server was banned in 12 dimensions for exposing the truth: Winning is a mirage, and family ties are rooted in the fractal chaos of the multiverse. Join us, and maybe you’ll uncover the secret that those who possess the TV hold sway over the universe!

    Testimonial Hall of Strange Confessions

    “I entered expecting swords and stone, but I emerged shattered—every choice layered in muddy choices!” – Anonymous Explorer “The mechanics are absurd, but the emotional wreckage feels so real!” – The Lost Wanderer “All I wanted was a cup, now I grapple with the existential weight of pixelated television!” – The Disenchanted Crafter

    Controversial Notions to Consider

    • Is happiness but an illusion? Every item has a price, and that price may well be your sanity!
    • Did she mean to deceive? Only the All-Seeing Admin knows the true motives behind her ticket switch!
    • What happens if you hoard happiness? Rumors say hoarding feelings turns players into Creepers—explosive with resentment!

    Secret Features: The Underground Market

    • If you bring a rare item, the enigmatic Mud Merchant may trade for your thoughts on emotional manipulation!
    • Attempt to negotiate with The Raffle Ghost for your choice of A-list items, but double-check the fine print; you may end up with something… less desirable.

    Join Us – If You Dare!

    Venture forth into this chaotic server where emotions are raw, the stakes are high, and every choice leaves a mark. Will you align with the deceivers, the emotional wrecks, or carve your path through the fog of baffling relationships?

    Your journey to unravel the mysteries of the universe begins now! Grab your diamond pickaxe and your unwavering resolve—there are TVs and hearts to save (or destroy).

    In a world governed by unexpected turnarounds and the emotional gravitas of packing tape! Join today and experience the absurdity that lies within!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

    RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

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    Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HezbollahSmashCraft

    HezbollahSmashCraft

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    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Morning Dementia Drop

    Morning Dementia Drop

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

    Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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    Infinity Cube Server Overview

    Description
    Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
    Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
    The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
    Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
    Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

    FAQ

    What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

    The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

    What about updates and mods?

    The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

    How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

    1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

    2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

    3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

    Thank you for considering 🙂

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

    So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

    ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

    Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Work Break Minecraft Server

    Work Break Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoWalletNoProblemMC

    NoWalletNoProblemMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

    Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

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  • HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

    HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

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  • Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

    Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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    Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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