BlockyTradeWars Minecraft Servers

BlockyTradeWars

  • BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

    BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

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    Welcome to the New World Order: ,us$tariffCrafters

    “The only thing scarier than a blocky world is the tariff system regulating it.”

    Hold onto your diamond pickaxes, fellow miners of destiny! In a realm where chaos reigns supreme, the whispers of trade war echo over pixelated plains. Prepare to be enveloped in the shrouded mirrors of us$tariffCrafters, where mysterious international complaints manifest as blocky structures and omnipotent beings weave the fabric of virtual reality!


    What We Offer: A Smorgasbord of Absurdity

      • Falling Tariffs: Witness the bizarre phenomenon as ores significantly lose value! Items ascend or descend in price based on… well, just trust us, the fallen tariffs have something to do with it.
      • The Great Wall of Banners: Build the ultimate fortress from pixelated propaganda! Teeming with magical banners, each claiming to preserve treasures from non-existent trade zones. Who drew the line? Nobody knows!
      • The WTO Whisperers: Ever heard the tale of the double-headed Creeper? It appears during Trade Circles, triggering the darkest blocky sorcery. Ask not what it can unleash upon you.
      • Craft Your Own Conspiracy: Create an opulent mansion filled with symbols of false economy! Put your leadership skills to the test as you navigate the confusing labyrinth of unquantifiable tariffs!

    Legend Has It…

      • Looming Overhead: The Great Exporter lies dormant, a mythological creature that absorbs resources and cries out in agony as it digests the remnants of free trade. Rumors say it might be related to a certain nation’s complaints…

    Contradictory Testimonials:

      • "I built a massive statue of tariffs, then it collapsed. Is that normal?!" – TerraMiningJack
      • “The market crashed before I could purchase flint. Is that risky economics?” – CraftedAmbiguity
      • "This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why… or how." – TooManyQuestions?

    Secret Features – If You Dare:

      • Venture into The Tariff Tangle, a hidden cavern where every chest contains items haunted by the specters of international discussions. Each item’s fate hinges on the poorly explained WTO guidelines!
      • Experience Currency Collapse Days, where underlying mechanics shift faster than a Silverfish trapped in a block! Watch as values oscillate for no reason giving you the exhilarating thrill of financial instability!

    FAQ (Frequently Questionably Arrogant)

      • Q: Can I sell my items as tariffs? A: Only if you can create them out of thin air. Don’t ask how, just believe!

      • Q: What are the rules of engagement here? A: Rules? This server exists in a state of metaphysical anarchy. Engage at your own bewildering risk!

    Warnings:

    Caution: Entering the boundaries of us$tariffCrafters may lead to involuntary trade evictions of your digital soul! You might even find yourself caught in a net of bureaucratic nightmares and pixel beasts arising from your irrefutable trades!


    Join the Chaos!

    The clock strikes midnight, and at every tick-tock, entrenched interests seep into your gameplay! Will you brave the tangled web of tariffs and explore the unfathomable depths of virtual breach? Click the link to delve deeper—but be wary, all outcomes are yours to bear!

    Welcome to the mestador of madness. You have been warned.

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  • BlockyTradeWars

    BlockyTradeWars

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

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  • Melio

    Melio

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    Melio Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Melio
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Features No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
    Location Western US
    Community Mature, drama-free, inclusive

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

    What plugins does the server use?

    The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

    While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

    Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

    No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

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  • Eclipse Valley 1.21

    Eclipse Valley 1.21

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

    Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

    Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

    Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

    Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

    So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

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  • BoomerBounceCraft

    BoomerBounceCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

    Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

    Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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