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BlockyTimeTravel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events firsthand! Watch as dinosaurs roam the earth, see the pyramids being built in real time, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence (spoiler alert: it was actually signed with rainbow-colored ink)! Join us for a wacky and wild journey through history like you’ve never experienced before!

BlockyTimeTravel

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7886
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Do you want to be a time traveler in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can go back in time and witness epic historical events like the invention of the wheel, the building of the pyramids, and even the first ever game of rock, paper, scissors! Join now and experience history like never before – just watch out for any pesky dinosaurs that might try to photobomb your selfies with Cleopatra!

BlockyTimeTravel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2104	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Animals Bred:	163

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5490
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	194

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!