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BlockySecrets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy shenanigans are going down! Picture this: a group of dancing pigs throwing a rave in the Nether, while a gang of chickens ride around on llamas dressed as cowboys. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and is now selling custom-made scarves to players. Want to join a server where you can participate in epic battles against flying sheep armed with diamond swords? Look no further, my friend.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a pack of wolves breakdancing to dubstep music in a disco-themed jungle biome? Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1185	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	3619
Crops Grown:	2756	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	245142
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3539	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1290	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Votes:	267
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Void Gems Collected:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	1241	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9764	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!