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BlockyRoads: Where Everyone Thinks They’re Above Average

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being just an average Minecraft player? Do you think you’re better than the rest? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that enhances your Minecraft skills by 1000%! You’ll be building castles in the sky and battling dragons with just a flick of your wrist. Join now and show the world that you’re not just an average player – you’re a Minecraft superstar!

BlockyRoads Minecraft Server

Barrier, blocks, BlockyRoads, challenge, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dealing with challenges, Decision making, decision making process, figuring out a solution, guy, impediment, Minecraft, navigating around obstacles, next course of action, OBSTACLE, obstacle in the way, obstacle to overcome, Path, problem solving, roadblock, Server, strategy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter crazy scenarios like this all the time! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a random guy blocks your path. What do you do? Do you challenge him to a dance-off? Or maybe you try to negotiate with him using a stack of cooked chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every corner is filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious encounters. Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6660	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	1382	Potions Brewed:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Towns Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ores Mined:	8219

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Items Found:	2980
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1301
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4886	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!