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BlockyQuotes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	212477	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

“Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	6409	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	143
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	1010
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

KidzCraftKareGone LOL

Babysitting, Boyfriend, Chores, court case, Favor, Fighting, flight risk, friend’s kids, imposition, kids behavior, KidzCraftKareGone, leaving work early, lol, losing mind, messy house, new area, non-refundable flight, peak season, stress, upset friend, watching kids

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7708	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re babysitting unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with whining, fighting, and constant battles. Just like watching L’s kids, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Experience the thrill of constantly cleaning up messes and dealing with flight risks – all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs a relaxing gaming experience when you can have the chaotic energy of a house full of misbehaving children?

Join now and see if you can handle the madness. Just like L’s friend, you’ll be questioning your life choices and wondering how things got so out of control. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell afterwards!

MovieImpressionMCSMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie that will leave you on the edge of your seat for a whole week! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will have you saying “I can’t believe that just happened in a Minecraft server!” So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ride of your life on our server. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?