Blockyparentprobs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyParentProbs

addiction education, cannabis use disorder, family impact of addiction, addiction statistics, childhood trauma

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and become part of our wacky family where nearly 17 million children and adolescents are estimated to live with a parent who has a substance use disorder!

But wait, there’s more! Alcohol use disorder is the leading contributor, affecting a whopping 12.8 million children! And if that’s not enough, cannabis use disorder is the second most prevalent, affecting 5 million children!

Join us on this wild ride where you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next! Build, mine, and survive with us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

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BlockyParentProbs

Financial Stability, relationship, BlockyParentProbs, limiting contact, CPS

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any judgment or drama from your parents.

Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.

And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.

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StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

StrangerCraft, compassion, unexpected kindness, grateful moment, uplifting experience

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

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SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

archaeology, History, Existence, historical evidence, Skeletons

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!

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FreshmanClub Minecraft Server

sexual exploration, taboo, relationships, secret, easier

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.

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Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server

Server, boyfriends, Minecraft, futuristic relationships, Artificial Intelligence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.

2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!

3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

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DogWalkDrama

DogWalkDrama, manipulative, Communication, Gaslighting, marriage counseling

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!

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CelebCrushCraft

Celebrity, attractive, appealing, Irresistible, hot

Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!

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BlockyRubles Minecraft Server

Server, currency trading, financial markets, US sanctions, international trade

so, like, you know how russia is all like “oh no, sanctions from the US, what do we do?” well, they decided to be all like “we ain’t trading in dollars or euros no more, we gonna do our own thing!” and now they got this crazy idea to only trade in rubles on their main bourse. like, what even is a bourse? sounds fancy. anyway, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t trade in rubles or any other currency, we trade in diamonds and emeralds, baby! come build your own russian empire in our world and show those US sanctions who’s boss! plus, we got llamas. lots and lots of llamas. ain’t no drama llama gonna bring us down! so come join us and let’s have a blast!

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SpicyCraft: Danish Ramen Revolt

Food Safety, spicy food, culinary warning, ramen noodles, Asian cuisine

are you tired of boring old ramen that tastes like cardboard? come join our minecraft server where the ramen is so spicy, denmark had to recall it! imagine building your virtual world while sweating buckets from the heat of our korean ramen. it’s like a spicy challenge for your taste buds and your minecraft skills. plus, rumor has it that if you survive eating the ramen, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and spice up your minecraft experience like never before!

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