BlockyPainGone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyPainGone

BlockyPainGone, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional pain, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, Loss, mental health, overcoming challenges, Pain, personal growth, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Suffering, support system, Therapy, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7407
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	3152	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	919994	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448604	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

47 times, black guy, Caught, chimp out, crime, criminal behavior, dindu nuffin, executed, EXECUTION, Id, Justice, laptop, Leftists, Minecraft, murder, niggers, racism, robbery, Server, stabbed, stabs woman, Times, victims purse, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3212	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5188
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3483
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Animals Bred:	102	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

clothing disasters, clothing horrors, clothing mistakes, fashion blunders, fashion disasters, fashion disasters celebrities, fashion disasters history, fashion disasters list, fashion disasters red carpet, fashion disasters runway, fashion disasters to avoid, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion regrets, FashionDisasterMC, smp, style disasters, wardrobe malfunctions, worst clothing item, worst dressed

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8550
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ores Mined:	2288	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crops Grown:	6756	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!