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BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

Blockheads, bored, Boredom, Communication, Community, discord server, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Gaming, hobbies, Interaction, interests, Minecraft, networking, online chat, Online Community, online platform, online relationships, Posting, Server, server size, social media, socializing, virtual hangout

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

#afa, Afa Jr, big, Connecticut, guy, Job, job guy, Minecraft, professional wrestling, silver spoon, smp, wrestling, wrestling aspirations, wrestling dreams, wrestling failure, wrestling family, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling journey, wrestling legacy, wrestling success, wrestling talent, wwe, WWE career, WWE jobber, WWE superstar

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Behavior, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, household chores, lateness, Maid, MaidCraft, Minecraft, perspective, Quitting, relationship, resolution, rudeness, Server, stress, Support, Ultimate, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	1010	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7746	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	1634	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

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DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	2

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

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