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BlockyMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Join our server where the average age is 40 and we know how to have a good time!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.

We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?

So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8926
Potions Brewed:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	8103
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loans

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.

NoGutsNoGloryMC

bodily autonomy, cultural beliefs, emotional attachment, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, family opposition, fear, medical mistrust, medical procedures, misconceptions, Misinformation, moral objections, Myths, NoGutsNoGloryMC, organ donation, personal beliefs, psychological reasons, reasons, religious beliefs, societal pressure

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhaleJailCraft

Activist, animal rights, Anti-whaling, conservation efforts, conviction, criminal charges, Endangered species, environmental activism, environmental justice, international law, Japan, legal battle, legal consequences, marine conservation, marine mammals, Paul Watson, Prison, protest, Sea Shepherd, WhaleJailCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended!

Welcome to Rencorner Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers struggle with slime-induced PTSD!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, CrystamaeHistoria, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, Earn Flight Time, Economy, Enhancements, FoxyMachines, friendly community, Infinity Expansion, java, Minecraft, Multi Version Support, Network, ptsd, Rencorner, Server, SF4, SFCalc, Skill/Perk systems, slimeinduced, SlimeTinker, Small, Struggle, survival experience, unique gameplay, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1743	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Address🔌	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port 💻	25565
Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮	19132

Useful Links:

Website: Rencorner.co

Discord: https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

Server Features:

New Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21 features
Small Friendly Community
Unique Gameplay
Earn Flight Time Server
Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience
Slimefun + Addons
Additional servers like Plot (Creative), Skyblock, and RPG available

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I connect to the server with different Minecraft versions?	Yes, the server supports crossplay and multi-version support for all platforms.
Is there a dedicated community on the server?	Yes, there is a small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players.
Are there any unique gameplay elements on the server?	Yes, the server offers a blend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep things interesting.
How can I earn flight time on the server?	You can earn flight time through daily logins and voting for the server.
What additional features are available on the server?	The server offers Economy, McMMO, Shops, Quests, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, and more for a unique survival experience.

IranDeploy Minecraft Server

count the hours, deploy to Iran, deploy to Taiwan, IranDeploy, live for the next happening, Minecraft, pass this way, Server, wait for the next happening

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	9399
Magic Items Found:	1116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re deploying to Iran or Taiwan? Look no further! Our server will have you counting the hours as you wait for the next crazy happening to occur. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Who needs real-life deployments when you can experience all the excitement right here in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: The Wurst of AEWtist Illness

advocacy, AEWtist, Awareness, Chronic illness, Community, coping, empowerment, Fresh, Healthcare, Illness, Invisible illness, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, self-care, smp, Starting, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, WORST, Wurst

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or building a giant roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have exploding sheep and flying squids?

Haterade SMP: Obvious Signs

animosity, Avoiding, Backstabbing, bad vibes, cold shoulder, dislike, envy, exclusion, fake smiles, grudge, hate, Haterade, Jealousy, negative feelings, obvious, obvious sign, passive aggression, Resentment, sabotage, secretly hates, signs, smp, toxic relationship, unfriendly behavior

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out to get you? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering if your fellow players are plotting against you.

One time, a player built a secret underground base right next to another player’s house and filled it with nothing but chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens with evil red eyes that followed the player around everywhere they went. It was the ultimate prank of chicken revenge!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of players who communicate only through the in-game chat by speaking in riddles. If you can decipher their cryptic messages, you might just uncover the hidden treasures they’ve buried all over the map.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and paranoia is your best friend, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always watch your back.

GracelandPlummet

celebrity downfall, celebrity scandals, controversy, disgrace, disgraceful behavior, Downfall, downfall of a celebrity, downfall of a hero, downfall of a leader, downfall of a politician, downfall of a public figure, downfall of a role model, fall from grace, GracelandPlummet, INFAMY, public figure, public image, Redemption, redemption arc, reputation, scandal

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a special feature that teleports you to a secret realm where you can witness the most epic falls from grace in history. From disgraced politicians to fallen celebrities, you’ll be shocked at the scandals and drama that unfold before your very eyes. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the fall, you’ll be granted special powers in the game. So come on, join us and see who will be the next to plummet from the heights of success to the depths of shame!