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BlockyLungs BeGone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6356
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

VPsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	373
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2977
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	7920
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

CraftyCrimeWitnesses

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

DeifCraft: Strike & Build!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

Forever YoungCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.

want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

JavaJunkiesCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchantments Applied:	287
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Crops Grown:	6167
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a shonen anime come to life! Join us for epic battles with creepers, where you can unleash your inner ninja skills and take down enemies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground maze filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can navigate through the maze and defeat the Ender Dragon at the end, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on our PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death. Winner takes all the diamonds and bragging rights for being the ultimate warrior of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in this shonen-inspired Minecraft server!

MineCrafty Ark – A Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	798	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event where you can ride a flying pig around the server and drop anvils on unsuspecting players below. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with pigs!

2. Our custom skins include a dancing banana, a talking potato, and a disco llama. You’ll never run out of wacky outfits to wear while exploring the blocky world.

3. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon while riding a roller coaster made of TNT? Well, you can do that on our server! Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy.

4. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests, but beware – the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding chickens. Good luck trying to steal their loot!

5. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

ExHubbyGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle when suddenly, your ex shows up out of nowhere to cause chaos. Will you stand your ground and defend your territory, or will you flee in fear? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles and showdowns as you navigate the complicated web of friendships and alliances. Will you choose loyalty to your friends, or will you forge your own path to victory?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of trust and betrayal in a world where anything can happen. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!