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  • BlockyLovePenisCraft

    BlockyLovePenisCraft
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4449
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8971
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4729
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magic Items Found: 2469
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4524
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2889
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 119 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7010
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2625
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3970
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8564
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9579
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Ores Mined: 8095 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9364
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Votes: 5426 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/free-twitch-stream-music/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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