BlockyLoveLessons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	7218
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Minecraft SMP: >HadSexCraft

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, gtHadSexCraft, had sex, Healing Process, Intimacy, Minecraft, moment, moving on, personal boundaries, personal growth, physical connection, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sexual encounter, smp, stop relating

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	198
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time one of our players had a steamy love affair with a creeper. Yup, you read that right. Things got pretty explosive, if you know what I mean.

But that’s not all! We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them stolen by a group of mischievous chickens. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up riding a pig into battle instead.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NickWars Minecraft Server

Arthur, Brycen, Conflict, Dex, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fashion, Fighting, Friends, generational differences, GRANDPA, Indigo, Minecraft, mom, name change, Nickname, NickWars, parents, ryder, Server, Sonny, teasing, vintage

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means changing your name from Arthur to Dex!

Join us and create your own unique identity, whether it’s as a fearless warrior named Ryder, a magical wizard named Indigo, or a daring explorer named Sonny. Embrace your inner creativity and leave behind the boring old names like Arthur.

Our server is a place where you can be yourself without judgment, just like how Dex found acceptance among his friends and family. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can truly be free to be whoever you want to be, even if that means leaving Arthur behind and embracing the epic adventure of Minecraft!

NoRoomForInLaws – PaybackCraft

AGGRESSIVE, baby, Contact, course, Donor, family dynamics, finances, gift, Honesty, Lesbian, Lifestyle, Manipulation, move in, NoRoomForInLaws, Nursery, PaybackCraft, RECORD, refusing, Repayment, stepdad, wife’s family

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5146	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	339347
Magic Items Found:	3228	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Farms Harvested:	796	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy in-laws trying to move in with you!

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting without any unwanted family members trying to take over your virtual nursery. Our server is a safe space where you can escape from real-life drama and just focus on having a good time.

Plus, we don’t keep track of every little thing we do for you – we’re just here to have fun and enjoy the game together. So come join us and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

abundance, Assurance, Blessings, Commitment, Covenant, Dedication, FAITH, fulfillment, guarantee, last thing, lifetime supply, long-term commitment, loyalty, Minecraft, Oath, PLEDGE, Promises, smp, SwearOnMyDiamonds, swore on, Vow

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	175
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

ReddMineCraftFun

community engagement, Digital Media, digital platforms, discussion forums, internet, internet communities, internet culture, online communities, online discussions., online forums, online interaction, online participation, reddit, ReddMineCraftFun, social media, social news, social-networking, user forums, User-generated content, web browsing, web communities

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3598	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a magical portal appears out of nowhere. You’re like, “What the heck is this?” But being the brave adventurer that you are, you decide to step through it. And BAM! You’re transported to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

This server is like no other. It’s filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. The admins are all wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). And the best part? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So, how did I start using reddit, you ask? Well, let’s just say that this Minecraft server is so epic, even the internet can’t stop talking about it. So naturally, I had to share my adventures with the world. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftyChinaFun

Asia, Business, China, compliance, CraftyChinaFun, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, fear, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, law, Legal, multinational firms, Politics, regulations, SECURITY, Staff, taiwan, Trade, Warning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.

we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.

so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

CraftyVaxRevolution

anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Potions Brewed:	194	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!