Blockylove MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

mental health, psychiatric medication, drug side effects, Edition, rare side effect

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

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BlockyLove: Playful & Secure

research, playful, facets of jealousy, relationship dynamics, interpersonal relationships

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you wanna find love and stuff in Minecraft, this is the place to be! We did some crazy research and found out that playing on this server can totally make you more secure in your relationships, like, no joke. And, like, if you’re feeling jealous, don’t worry, we got you covered with different types of playfulness that can help with that too. So, like, come join us and find love and happiness in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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BlockyLove Minecraft SMP

red flags, Manipulation, warning signs, INCONSISTENCY, Gaslighting

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and had a secret base underneath where they hoarded all the diamond blocks, like what even?! And then there was this other player who tamed a whole army of creepers and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon, it was epic!

But seriously, if you’re looking for a relationship on this server, watch out for players who only want to trade dirt blocks for your diamonds, like, that’s a major red flag. And if someone starts building a shrine to a chicken god in your honor, run for the hills, trust me. And whatever you do, never trust anyone who says they can duplicate your items with a magic spell, it’s all a scam, I swear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?) Can’t wait to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BlockyLove: Digging for Diamonds in a Sexless Marriage

self-care, Communication, Therapy, relationships, diamonds

Are you tired of living in a sexless marriage but can’t divorce because your spouse is actually a rare breed of Minecraft player who can’t survive without you? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the virtual prison of your sexless marriage by building your dream world filled with pixelated love and adventure. Who needs real intimacy when you can have virtual blocky fun with a community of fellow players who understand your struggle? Say goodbye to your sexless marriage woes and hello to a new world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start building a new life where the only thing you’ll be married to is your love for Minecraft!

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BlockyLove: SexCraft

relationship, Happiness, long term, satisfaction, sexual compatibility

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, friendship, Boundaries, body image, intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

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BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

sexual fulfillment, intimacy issues, Communication, Boredom, emotional connection

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

social change, Takes Effect, society, law, Liechtenstein

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

Support, lasting relationship, emotional intelligence, time together, BlockyLove

Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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BlockyLove

lack of effort, biggest turnoff, dishonesty, bad breath, BlockyLove

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

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