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BlockyLawPasser Minecraft Servers

BlockyLawPasser Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyLawPasser

    BlockyLawPasser
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9606
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

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    If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!

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  • ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

    ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 224
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft Mon Go Server

    Minecraft Mon Go Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7346
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Farms Harvested: 710 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

    Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

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  • BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

    BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3348
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 403 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

    Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

    Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4948
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

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  • Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

    Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2814
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8863
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Animals Bred: 186 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

    Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

    In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

    Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1389
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

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  • SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

    SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7428
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

    Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

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