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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
