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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2604 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!