Blockyhigh MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyHigh: No Regrets

lessons learned, CHANGE, self reflection, Reflection, high school

If I could go back to high school, I would definitely join this Minecraft server sooner! Why? Because on this server, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Plus, our principal is a talking llama who gives out detention in the form of virtual cake parties. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on this server. So come join us and relive your high school years in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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BlockyHigh Minecraft Server

dangerous drugs, drug addiction, worst drug, Minecraft, illegal drugs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is… wait for it… Netherite-infused enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we’ve got a special drug-like substance in our world that will have you addicted in no time.

But be warned, once you take a bite of those enchanted golden apples, you’ll be seeing things that aren’t really there. Creepers riding on pigs, chickens with laser eyes, you name it! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest high you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.

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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

white streaks, Minecraft, Teacher, whore, friendship

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a high school cafeteria? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so intense, it’ll make Liz and Arianna’s friendship look like a walk in the park.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of avoiding players like Liz and dealing with unexpected surprises like white streaks spelling out “WHORE” on your in-game car. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have heart-pounding drama and mystery around every corner?

So come on, join us and see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CraftyCathy’s RingCraft Minecraft Server

Cathy Kelley NXT, Cathy Kelley WWE, Minecraft, wrestler, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Cathy Kelley, the queen of WWE interviews, is taking a break from the ring to train as a wrestler in Minecraft! That’s right, you can join her on this epic journey of body slams and suplexes in a virtual world where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own wrestling federation. Join forces with them as they battle against evil cows and chickens in epic wrestling matches that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous wrestling adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft wrestling champion!

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BachelorPartyBlues

Communication, bachelor party, ungrateful, Disappointment, Frustration

Hey everyone,

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties that don’t cater to your specific needs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a chill, low-alcohol celebration!

Just like the groom in this story, you can avoid the chaos of a wild party and instead enjoy a peaceful and scenic virtual world with activities like mining and building. No need to worry about strip clubs or excessive drinking here!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can create your own adventure without any unwanted surprises. Who needs a trip to Dublin when you can have the ultimate bachelor party in Minecraft?

So come on over and let’s make your special day truly unforgettable (in a good way)!

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LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Blessings, LUCK, fortunate twists of fate, fortunate events, Fortunate

Have you ever found a diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our players have the luck of leprechauns on a four-leaf clover farm. Join us and experience the thrill of stumbling upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples while mining for coal. Who needs luck potions when you have our server on your side?

We’ve had players who have tamed a dragon with a single raw porkchop and others who have built a castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. The luck on our server is so strong, even the creepers apologize before exploding. So if you’re ready to test your luck and see just how fortunate you can be, join us and prepare to be amazed. Who knows, you might just find a hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

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KidCraftDelusions

childhood fantasies, childhood wonders, childhood legends, childhood fairy tales, childhood dreams

Remember when you thought you could dig to China from your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do it! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey to the center of the Earth where you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with Sir Clucksalot and his feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Quest for the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever finds the Golden Potato will be granted unlimited potatoes for life and the ability to ride a flying pig across the server.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

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CraftyVuittonAgent

intelligence, Government, undercover, cia, agent

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like a cia analyst accused of being a secret agent for south korea just to get some fancy louis vuitton bags.

we promise no secret spy missions here, just building epic structures, battling zombies, and making friends with creepers.

who needs international espionage when you can have a blast in our minecraft world? join now for a wild ride that’s way more fun than being a double agent!

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NapCraft: Brain Flicker Edition

sleep patterns, brain region, Brain, microsecond naps, neurodevelopmental diseases

so, liek, u ever wonder why u feel all sleepy even when ur awake? well, turns out ur brain is takin tiny naps without u even knowin it! it’s like a lil disco party happenin in ur head all the time. and when u sleep, ur brain is just playin peek-a-boo with u, flickerin awake every now and then.

join our minecraft server and let ur brain take all the naps it wants! we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where ur brain can really let loose. who needs sleep when u can have all this fun, amirite?

plus, scientists say playin minecraft can help with all kinds of brain stuff, so u know ur doin ur brain a favor by joinin us. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get this brain party started!

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CountryView Minecraft Server

HORIZON, Outdoor, skyline, Server, Rural

Are you tired of the same old boring landscapes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have views that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been transported to a magical land!

Join our server and experience landscapes so breathtaking, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds because you’ll be too busy taking selfies with the scenery. From towering mountains made entirely of cake to rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, our server is truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and enter a world of pure chaos and hilarity?

So come on down to our server and experience views that will make you question reality itself. Who needs to travel the world when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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