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BlockyHeartbreakers

terrible pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, awkward pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, pickup lines to avoid

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

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BlockyHeartbreakers

communication breakdown, relationship problems, warning signs, Cheating, Deception

Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No more heartbreak, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Plus, our players are so loyal, they wouldn’t even think about betraying you…unless it’s in a PvP battle! So come join us and leave those cheating exes in the dust.

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BlockyHeartbreakers

self-esteem issues, family conflict, Healing Process, toxic relationships, coping mechanisms

Are you tired of being emotionally wounded by your significant other? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! It’s the ultimate therapy session for the heartbroken Minecraft player. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more likely to spawn near your ex’s demolished statue. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

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CarCrashBroNoNo

insurance, brother, CAR, family, forgiveness

Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

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IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

strategic defense, defense infrastructure, War, Officials, MIDDLE EAST

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the Iron Dome of servers, ready to protect you from any creeper attack! Just like how Israel’s Iron Dome is ready to take on Hezbollah, our server is ready to take on any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

We got crazy mini-games like Creeper Dodgeball, where you gotta dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can show off your skills and take down your enemies like a boss.

So come join us and experience the ultimate protection and fun on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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UkrainianCounterCraft

territorial disputes, Military Action, security measures, expanded policy, UkrainianCounterCraft

ok so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma counterstrike u” and then BOOM they just start attacking russia from within their own borders. it’s like a real life game of minecraft, but with actual countries. so if u wanna experience the thrill of international conflict but in a blocky world, join our server now! we got explosions, we got alliances, we got betrayals, it’s like game of thrones but with creepers. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

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BabyBurpBash

gas relief, burping, societal expectations, child rearing, belching

join our epic minecraft server where we actively try to get babies to burp, but as adults it’s considered rude. why? because we believe in equal burping rights for all ages! come join the burp revolution and show off your mad baby-burping skills.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!

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ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

wildlife, medicinal benefits, behavioral evidence, dead wood, herbal medicine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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CurlySMP Launch: Now with modded farts!

player-picked, farts, framed blocks, Expansion, Launch

CurlySMP Server Launch

Join us for the launch of CurlySMP and be one of the first to play on the server. The server is on version 1.20.1 and will remain this way for the foreseeable future.

About CurlySMP

Server Type Community-based

World Interaction World border expands each week, player voted mods are added

Dimension Resets Nether and End dimensions reset weekly

CurlySMP’s Future

We envision CurlySMP becoming a thriving community with a variety of player-chosen mods. There will be periodic resets to introduce new modpacks and keep the gameplay fresh.

Beginning Mods

Artifacts

Create

Framed Blocks

Iron Chests

Iron spells n spellbooks

Lootr

Simple Voice Chat

Drawers

Join Us Now

The server is currently open to all players and not whitelisted. Feel free to join the Discord community here.

FAQ

Are there any banned mods?

No, there are no banned mods on CurlySMP. However, griefing and malicious behavior are not allowed.

How often does the world border expand?

The world border expands weekly, allowing players to explore new areas and discover new mods.

Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to suggest mods for consideration. The most voted mods will be added to the server.

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

News, EldenCraft, group, Minecraft, Build planner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and discover hidden treasures!

Forget about regular patches, our server has patches that come straight from Elden Ring! That’s right, you can experience the latest updates from the game itself while playing Minecraft. How cool is that?

And don’t even get me started on our character planners. Plan out your build with our interactive planners and dominate the server like a true warrior. Plus, our interactive map will help you navigate through the Lands Between like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “erg” to unlock a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, our server is so epic that even the previous players can’t stop talking about it!

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Server Type	Community-based
World Interaction	World border expands each week, player voted mods are added
Dimension Resets	Nether and End dimensions reset weekly

Blockyheartbreakers

CurlySMP Server Launch

About CurlySMP

CurlySMP’s Future

Beginning Mods

Join Us Now

FAQ

Are there any banned mods?

How often does the world border expand?

Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?