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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7672 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?