BlockyEdu Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4275	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	417	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Crops Grown:	1096	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!