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BlockyDeathDay: Live it up in Minecraft!

BlockyDeathDay, Minecraft, Live

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant monument dedicated to your impending doom! Because why not spend your last day on Earth crafting pixelated masterpieces? Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that prevents death by any means, so you might just live to see another day after all! So come on, join us and defy fate with blocks and creativity!

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ExNoPickupAirportLOL

hang out, one hour flight, Breakup, Mutual, PLATONIC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where picking up players from the airport is a daily quest and rejecting someone’s advances is just part of the game.

We have daily hangouts, back and forth relationships, and a whole lot of emotional rollercoasters. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the thrill of constantly questioning your feelings and actions?

So come on down and join the server where every interaction feels like a plot twist in a soap opera. Just remember, in this server, there are no platonic friendships, only endless possibilities for chaotic relationships.

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SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP

songs that feel like they understand me, music that speaks to me, Minecraft, songs that mirror my experiences, songs that hit close to home

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.

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Deathbed Confessions

hidden sins, skeletons in the closet, Confessions, family drama, deathbed confession

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

Shortage, international trade, export, agriculture, Poultry

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

soldiers, military personnel, military injuries, 166k, Injuries

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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Termite Twerking Blowfly

termite mimicry, scientific observation, mimicry, animal camouflage, insect communication

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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Turnabout SMP

Diversity, Inclusivity, A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District, Player Base, Social

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

Mystic College Realm 1.20.2

college experience, self-conscious, Old, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Bro, forget about community college girls! Join our Minecraft server instead and be surrounded by a virtual harem of pixelated babes who think 28 is the prime age for blocky romance! Plus, you can build a virtual mansion to flex on those college kids who still live with their parents. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies? Join now and never look back, bro!

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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!

News, SynagoguePVP, man, crime, Community

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”

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