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BlockyCultureShock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3087	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	66896	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8591	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8587
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Votes:	5738
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132