BlockyContraband Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyContraband

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4205
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Mines Excavated:	3002
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	187
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	3288	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Emeralds Found:	172
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Ores Mined:	2809	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	699407	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Potions Brewed:	130	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!