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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7032 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2925 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!
We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!
So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!