BlockyCancerCare Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4596

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magic Items Found:	6647
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	93	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	7259

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mines Excavated:	2105	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!