BlockyBucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBucks Hideout

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

BlockyBucks: Keep the Diamonds, Not the Drama!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s child support battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when the state garnished your ex’s lottery winnings!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!

And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?

BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

BlockyBucks, CASE, Charity, charity case, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial sacrifice, legoland, nephew care, old money, parental death, parental loss, playdates, private school, raising nephew, Single dad, sleepaway camp, Sponsorship, sudden responsibility, summer activities, working parent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ores Mined:	9099
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Cured My Depression Minecraft Server

addiction, cocaine, coping mechanisms, CS (Counter-Strike), cured, depression, drug use, e-girlfriend, emotional release, employment, escapism, god complex, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, NEET (Not in Education, online gaming, or Training), self-medication, Server, shouting, slut, social isolation, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to depression once and for all. How, you ask? By trying our special virtual cocaine! That’s right, one hit of our pixelated powder and you’ll be soaring high above those pesky feelings of sadness. And the best part? You’ll become a virtual god, with all the money and power you could ever dream of. So come on, join us and say hello to your new life of music, CS, shouting at people on Discord, and chilling with your e-girlfriend who may or may not be a total slut. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it beats feeling blue, right?

Sissy Minecraft SMP Feminization

crossdressing, Dominant, Femininity, Feminization, feminized, gender bending, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, Gender Roles, gender transformation, Masculinity, Minecraft, role reversal, sissification, sissy, smp, submissive, transformation fantasies., Transgender

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where you can embrace your inner sissy and become the most fabulous player in the game? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your feminization needs.

Imagine this: you start off as a rugged warrior, but through a series of hilarious mishaps and magical potions, you find yourself transformed into a glamorous princess, complete with a sparkly tiara and a pink tutu.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with enchanting quests and challenges that will test your newfound femininity. From slaying dragons in high heels to building the most fabulous castle in all the land, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your inner sissy shine! Who knows, you might just become the queen bee of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your fabulousness.

DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

adult event, alcohol, all girl event, close friend group, dinner party, dinnercraft, event planning, Group Chat, Guidelines, hosting a party, late night, Minecraft, no dogs, paper invitation, party planning, Server, sexy costumes, specific guidelines, spooky dinner party, turn him away, women only

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4607	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Votes:	4819
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	5983	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1483

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	413264
Players Killed by Monsters:	5858	Enchantments Applied:	284
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	7939

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	289938
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!