BlockyBucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBucks Hideout

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

BlockyBucks: Keep the Diamonds, Not the Drama!

arrears, back payment, BlockyBucks, child support, child support arrears, child support balance, child support enforcement, child support payment, child support probation, child support refund, diamonds, Drama, garnished winnings, intercepted child support, lottery ticket, Lottery winnings, support arrears, support enforcement actions, support order, support order amount, support order refund, support payment distribution, tax return

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s child support battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when the state garnished your ex’s lottery winnings!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!

And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?

BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

BlockyBucks, CASE, Charity, charity case, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial sacrifice, legoland, nephew care, old money, parental death, parental loss, playdates, private school, raising nephew, Single dad, sleepaway camp, Sponsorship, sudden responsibility, summer activities, working parent

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9366	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Dragon Eggs Found:	8436
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	979220	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	9397
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	1367

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3126	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	915603	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ores Mined:	7363	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!