BlockyBros Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your shirtless gaming sessions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, shirtless gaming is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can let your manly chest hair roam free while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and experience the freedom of gaming shirtless, whether you’re mining for diamonds or taming wild wolves. Our community of shirtless warriors will have your back (and your front) as you embark on hilarious adventures and conquer the pixelated landscape.

    So come on, ditch the shirt and dive into our server where the only dress code is no dress at all! Who needs armor when you’ve got the confidence of a shirtless Minecraft master? Let’s show those Endermen who’s boss, one shirtless block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBros Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where even the Endermen let loose and bust a move.

    But that’s not all – we have a special event every Friday where the villagers challenge players to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot hidden somewhere in the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have a taste for salsa dancing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

    /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

    And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

    On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

    BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

    plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Then come join us on our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with outrageous stories and insane antics!

    Join us and meet our resident troublemaker, Ally, who has been causing chaos since day one. She’ll make up ridiculous excuses for taking PTO days, like getting picked up by an ambulance multiple times or being run over by a greyhound bus (don’t worry, she’s fine). And don’t even think about leaving food at your desk, because Ally will definitely spit in it.

    With only three women in our company of 30, Ally is desperate to be besties with all of us. But don’t worry, we stick together and want nothing to do with her crazy antics. So if you’re looking for a server with non-stop drama and wild stories, then look no further!

    Join us now and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for anything, because with Ally around, you never know what might happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

    BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros

    BlockyBros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LonelyCraft: Where Men’s Mental Health is a Myth and Laughter is Mandatory

    LonelyCraft: Where Men’s Mental Health is a Myth and Laughter is Mandatory

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those soy boy beta males crying about their feelings and trying to be all sensitive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for real stoic warriors only! We don’t have time for whiny emotional nonsense here, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true champions.

    Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gender Bender Craft: Where Boys are Rare and Creepers are Scarier

    Gender Bender Craft: Where Boys are Rare and Creepers are Scarier

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Sakura getting keked in Chapter 138: “I Blame It on The Internet.” Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like this on a daily basis!

    Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good laugh and enjoy being part of ridiculous storylines. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in when you log on? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a group of chickens performing a synchronized dance routine, or witness a heated debate between two cows over who gets the last piece of grass.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if that fell into the wrong hands!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Sakura is involved.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP