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BlockyBrainz: Mind the Gap

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	8

so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and u think u know everything about it. but then u realize, u actually know like, nothing. it’s like, a whole new world of surprises and craziness. it’s like, ur brain is all confused but in a good way. u think u know where u’re going but then u end up in a place u never even knew existed. it’s like, a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion. but in a fun way, ya know? so join this server and get ready to be mind-blown by the ‘calibration gap’. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

BlockyBrainz Minecraft Server

BlockyBrainz, childhood anecdotes, childhood beliefs, childhood credulity, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood whims, funny memories, Minecraft, naive thoughts, Server, silly misconceptions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us for a chance to dig your way to China and experience the wonders of the Great Wall while fighting off creepers with chopsticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency. Trade with them for rare items and uncover the truth behind their bacon obsession.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Build a house out of gummy bears and fend off zombie gingerbread men in this sugary sweet land.

So come on down to our server and let your childhood fantasies run wild! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockbusterBizarre

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6669	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3507
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ores Mined:	1628	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2891

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	102
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Players Killed by Monsters:	9718

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7392	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!