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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.
