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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1495 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!