BlockyBoyfriendBashing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoyfriendBashing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage outrageous spending on virtual Lego sets! Just like the Lego Star Wars collection your boyfriend splurged on instead of paying you back for your holiday, we believe in prioritizing building blocks over bills.

Join us for a chance to yell at your friends for not buying you virtual gifts in-game, just like this player did to her boyfriend! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can spend all your time and money on pixelated plastic bricks?

So come on over and unleash your inner nerd with us, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt to your virtual Lego addiction. Don’t worry about overreacting, because in our world, the more dramatic, the better!

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Generate, Kino, kinos, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, thinking, yeah

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Items Found:	5070	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3401	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

Anarchy, CHERRYTIME, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Free Donations, massacre, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvE, Quests, Russian, Server, WIP, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendliness, Friendly, Gestures, guys, Intentions, interactions, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstandings, Perception, relationships, Server, Signals, signs, social cues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	81011
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

age gap, Age Gap Dating, age play, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILFS, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, MANSION, mature men, May-December romance, Minecraft, older guy, older lover, older man fantasy, older men, smp, sugar daddy, taboo, young sluts, younger girl, younger women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

anticipation, book lovers, bookworm, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, historical fiction, Japanese literature, Japanese novel, Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, Kusuriyas, light novel, longing, love, Manga adaptation, Maomao, Minecraft, novel series, Reading community, reunion, romance, Server, Solo, Web Novel, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	6580
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Animals Bred:	172	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

ADMIN, amygdala, BROKEN, certificates, comfort zone, Countries, Domain, Global, global domain administrator, hackers, high and mighty, Judging, lunchroom, Minecraft, Mr. white knight, Nerd, Police, School, Server, Table, Talking, white knight admin

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	2007	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, BANG!BANG!BANG!, cherry bomb, cinderella, CURSE, Daishikyu Daishiyuki, Escort me! Luknight, Fujun Mujun, GuruGuru Mawaruna, HajimarinoMahou-charm, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, Idol 10 rules, Kami no Manimani, Kyoufuu All Back, Lunas, Mannaka-Chiten, Minecraft, music videos, Nano Nanora, Ojamajo Carnival, On your side, Platinum Disco, Shukusei!! Loli-Kami Requiem, Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru, Sing-a-song, smp, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, VTuber merchandise, world is mine, Zigokudeaouze, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!