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BlockyBoudoir

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of scantily clad villagers start twerking in your face. Or how about the time you stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW paintings that would make even the most seasoned player blush? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a creeper pole dancing or a group of skeletons having a wild rave party? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in more ways than one)!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2548
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Buildings Constructed:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8013	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	9878

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	8516	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	211	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	3431
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	4546
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.