lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes
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BlockyBorderPatrol
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BlockyBorderPatrol
so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.
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BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.
Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.
Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!
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BlockyBorderPatrol
so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!