BlockyBootyFartEscape Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

StepmomSuxInheritLOL

Claim, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Deception, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Grief, Inheritance, Legal, MONEY, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, shared, Siblings, stepmom, StepmomSuxInheritLOL, Support, terminal illness, Will

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?

CraftyBucks Minecraft Server

affordable, bargain, Budget, cost effective, CraftyBucks, Deal, ESSENTIAL, frugal, good value, Handy, inexpensive, Minecraft, money saving, must have, practical, Purchase, savings, Server, smart shopping, under 50, useful, Value, Worthwhile

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Have you ever spent under 50 bucks and felt like a freakin’ millionaire? Well, imagine feeling like a Minecraft god for less than that! Join our server and experience the thrill of building a virtual empire for the price of a fancy dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a pixelated mansion using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about the time our players discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. They say if you can out-dance the creepers, you’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

MineCraftyMadness

BIZARRE, Coworkers, Experience, funny, Job, MineCraftyMadness, odd, office, out of the ordinary, peculiar, strange, strange events, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, unusual occurrence, weird, witnessed, work, Workplace

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the boss zombie? Or watched a group of skeletons have a dance-off in the break room? Well, get ready for even more bizarre antics on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest workplace shenanigans in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where the villagers host their weekly karaoke nights. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilariously chaotic community!

Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

accident, breaking news, electronics, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Incident, innovation, Institute, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Redstone, research, Research Institute, russia, Russian, Safety, Science, Server, Technology, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!

GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker

GazaCraft, Israel, WEAKER

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers and missiles. We got crazy battles happening all the time, just like Israel and Gaza but without all the real life sadness. Plus, if u join u can help make Israel stronger by building epic structures and defending against enemy mobs. It’s like being a hero in a video game and saving the world, but without all the politics and stuff. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftWarZone #BlockyHeroes #IsraelStrongerThanEver

Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

afraid, Anonymity, bits, concealment, cover, covering up, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment avoidance, exposure, face, Hiding, Humiliation, identity concealment, identity protection, modesty, naked, nakedness, privacy, public decency, public exposure, public humiliation, public nudity, self-consciousness, shame

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!

Broom’s Builder Nightmare: SMP, Modded, and Whitelisted – Oh My!

ad astra, Alex Mob & Alex Cave, Biomes O’ plenty, brooms, Builder, building, Clockwork, Discord, eureka, FTB Chunk claiming, Griefing, ice and fire, May 30th 2024, Modded, Modpack, New server, Nightmare, PvP, smp, the aether, tropicraft, Trust, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7801
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Server Information
Server Start Date	30th May 2024
Server Pack	FTB Builder Paradise 2 with addon mods
Recommendation	Launch modpack from FTB BP2 instance in FTB Launcher

Addon Mods
Biomes O Plenty
Tropicraft
Ad Astra
Twilight Forest
The Aether
Alex Mob & Alex Cave
Valkyrien Skies
Eureka
Clockwork
Ice and Fire

Server Culture
Building-oriented with elements of magic, tech, and exploration
Offensive buildings allowed but chill player attitudes required
No ban blocks, FTB chunk claiming with high limits

Rules
No Griefing
No PvP without consent
Restrictions on overclaiming chunks

FAQ

What is the purpose of the server?

The server is heavily focused on building, with elements of magic, tech, and exploration.

How can I join the server?

Contact Dr_ZBroomstick on Discord to join the server.

Are offensive buildings allowed?

Offensive buildings such as politically incorrect symbols are allowed, but players must maintain a chill attitude.

Are there any restrictions on chunk claiming?

Players can use FTB chunk claiming with high limits, but others may still interact with their claimed area.

What are the server rules?

No Griefing
No PvP without consent
Do not overclaim chunks

Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server

200 million dollars, AAA, character-driven, Create, drawing board, Flop, Game, justice league, likely, liquidate, Minecraft, Monolith, open world, Report, rocksteady, Rocksteadys, Server, solo game, squad, Studio, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superman, WB, wonder woman

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old superhero games that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Forget about those 200 million dollar losses, we’re here to make sure you have a blast on our server. Who needs Suicide Squad when you can be the hero or villain of your own story in Minecraft? And don’t even get us started on Superman – we’ve got flying pigs and laser-shooting cows that are way cooler than any Man of Steel.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Wonder Woman game hidden deep within our server. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. See you there, hero!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, cultural exchange, Diversity, Exploration, foreign friends, Friends, friendship, Global community, international friends, Japan, japanese, Japanese culture, language exchange, live performance, Live Stream, Minecraft, multicultural, Osaka, Server, SushiCraft, travel, vlog, WOMAN

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Items Found:	7071	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we live-stream from Osaka every day! Today, we have a special guest appearance from a Japan woman who will be joining us for some epic gameplay. Rumor has it she can build pixel art faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a live performance like no other, filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (like accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie villagers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness begin!