BlockyBootyBumpers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2345	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7242	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	3646
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	7222
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ores Mined:	5278	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

BlockyLifeNPCs

ANCESTORS, Big Bang, BlockyLifeNPCs, Classes, Consciousness, Existence, Exploration, Humanity, intelligence, Life, MONEY, Npcs, politicians, Priorities, Promotion, purpose, random bodies, sports, stress, unfathomable, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and escape the mundane NPC life you’re living in the real world.

On this server, you’ll be thrown into a random world with random bodies at random times, just like in real life! But here’s the twist – you get to choose your own adventure and create your own crazy story.

Forget about passing classes or getting promotions, on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving and exploring the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

Join us now and be a part of the most unfathomable Minecraft server ever created. Don’t be an NPC in real life, be a hero in our virtual world!

CraftyCorruptionMC Server

Battlefield conditions, Corruption, Corruption in the military, Corruption investigation, CraftyCorruptionMC, embezzlement, military aid, military budget, Military corruption, Military corruption scandal, Military embezzlement, Military funds, Military funds embezzlement, military spending, russian military, Server, U.S. Military, U.S. military corruption, Ukraine, Ukrainian aid money, Ukrainian military, War situation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as corrupt as the US military? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to make $60 billion disappear faster than you can say “embezzlement”. Our battlefield conditions are so bad, even Russia’s military spending looks like pocket change in comparison. And don’t worry about addressing corruption, we embrace it with open arms! So come on, join us and abandon all hope of a fair and just Minecraft experience!