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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 639 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5528 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
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