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BlockyBonerz
unconventional turn ons, fetish turn ons, different turn ons, quirky turn ons, idiosyncratic turn onsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into weird things that turn you on, like villagers in leather pants or creepers with mustaches. Our server is full of surprises and you never know what kind of kinky adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and let your weirdest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft! -
BlockyBonerz
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.
So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.
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BlockyBonerz
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way! Join us for a wild ride filled with unintentional turn-ons that will leave you questioning your sanity. From accidentally mining diamonds in a provocative manner to encountering creepers that are strangely attractive, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (and possibly other body parts). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! -
Obsessed with BBC Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old shit? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.
So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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EN vtubers for this feel? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever dream of!Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually trained circus clowns and the mobs have been replaced with dancing llamas in tutus. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains down diamonds instead of rain, and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive EN vtubers who will be joining the server to add even more hilarity to the mix. Imagine fighting off creepers with a virtual anime girl by your side, or building a rollercoaster with a robot cat as your construction buddy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity)!
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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Phase Connect’s Third Generation? Look no further than our server, where you can experience Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido like never before! Join us for our 1-year anniversary celebration on December 17th, and get ready for a Christmas karaoke relay on December 21st featuring Eimi, Runie, Clara, and Memory – it’s gonna be epic!But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a collab with Arcane Maid Cafe where Clara and Runie will be singing their hearts out from December 4th to January 4th. Plus, get hyped for Invaders 3, set to debut in spring 2025 – the teaser will blow your mind!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our members get exclusive perks like watching Friday the 13th (2009) with Yuu in a members-only stream, or tuning in to Runie’s watchalong of the last episodes of The Fable. Eimi hosts drawing streams, Clara plays Crash Bandicoot 4 and Path of Exile on Twitch, and Pico-chan sings her heart out while playing GTA5 – what a combo!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in the world of Phase Connect like never before. Who knows, you might even catch Hina making a surprise comeback on October 18th, only to disappear again – the drama never ends!
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Fast Technology Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of zoomers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we still think the wheel is the greatest invention of all time! Our server is so outdated, we’re still using stone tools and riding around on dinosaurs. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about your computer not being able to handle the latest updates because we’re still stuck in the Stone Age. So come join us and experience the thrill of watching paint dry while everyone else is out there playing on their fancy 60 series servers. Who needs technology when you have rocks and sticks, am I right? -
💫 PULSAR – Private server Minecraft server
• Free passage
• Interesting and varied events every week
• Datapacks that complement the game
• Complicated battle with the edge dragon
• More than a thousand new achievements
• Daily rewards and challenges
• Voice chat
• Online world map
And that’s not all, join us and see everything with your own eyes!
☄️ VK – https://vk.com/pulsar_mc
☄️ TG – https://t.me/pulsar_mc
☄️ DS – https://discord.gg/Mkzcvt3
pulsar-mc.ru
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Dustborn’s Epic Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of losing in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, fear not, because the Dustborn bros are here to save the day! Our server is the place to be if you want to start winning and dominating the game like never before.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our latest 1.1 content patch is out and it’s filled with even more epic features. We’ve added a new dimension where you can battle giant robots and ride unicorns into battle. We’ve also introduced a new currency system where you can buy diamond armor with just a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legendary Dustborn bros. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/721180/view/600764624349954754?l=english
See you on the battlefield, my fellow gamers! Let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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ThisIsNotACult Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).