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BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	2358	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

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Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Items Found:	5435
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mines Excavated:	4577

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mines Excavated:	1485	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4673	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Votes:	7938
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	6570

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, authoritarian regime, BLOCK, Dictatorship, emergency declaration, emergency response, global concern, government control, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, isolated nation, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Kims, Korean Peninsula, military rule, North Korea, North Korean crisis, Party, political turmoil, stranded, stranded citizens, travel restrictions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	130
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

DOCTORS, early detection, Health Innovation, healthcare advancements, immune responses, immune system, immunoparalysis, Medical research, medical technology, nerve activity, nerve sensors, NerveTechPTSDSepsisTrackers, patient care, patient monitoring, PTSD awareness, Sepsis, sepsis prevention, technology integration, track PTSD, wearable devices, wearable tech

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	268
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	2874
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)